Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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