no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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