Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
