Dual....:-)
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
