You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You are the jesus of drinking
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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