If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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