Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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