That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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