Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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