It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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