Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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