he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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