Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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