Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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