i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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