he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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