Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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