sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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