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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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