I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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