EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I have fence marks all over my body
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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