How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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