Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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