I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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