Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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