They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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