I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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