we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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