Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
