It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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