But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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