lets start a swedish sibling band together
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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