I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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