im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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