very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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