Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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