i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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