So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
worst night to have a conscience
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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