a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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