Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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