Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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