I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I bet he comes in French.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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