It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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