I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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