Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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