We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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