You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
