I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
