Already got asked if we're dating
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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