he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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